Words straight from the Moose's mouth! (DOB Sept. 09)June 2013
Moose "People just don't think with their heads anymore."
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While laying in the grass looking up at the sky,
Moose singing "Lucy in the sky, with diamonds"
May 2013
Moose "Mommy, I have to ask you a question. Can you do me a big, big favor?"
Me "What, baby?"Moose "Can you co to the store and get me some paint brushes and paint so I can paint my cars?"Me "Why do you want to paint your cars?"Moose "I need to make them more useful, they aren't useful right now."Me "What are you talking about?"Moose "Paint, mommy, I'm talking about paint so I can make my cars useful!"
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While holding his new bat.
"Mama, how many dollars was this?"
Me "$3""Wow, mommy, I must be a very lucky boy. Thank you!"
March 2013
While out in the woods he saw a green light in the distance, this was the conversation that followed:
Moose: "Mommy, I don't like that light. It makes me nervous."
Me: "Its just a light on the road baby. Nothing to be scared of."
Moose: "Oh, ok. Hey, daddy, it's ok, no need to worry its not Big Foot, it's just a light!" Then he died laughing....
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I had to have blood work done today (I hate needles) and I had Moose with me.
Moose: "Do you want me to hold your hand so you don't get nervous? I don't want my mommy to get nervous."
And he held my hand the whole time.
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"Mommy, I don't want to sleep, I just want to drum all night!"
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"Mommy, I'll always be your baby and you'll always be my baby."
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"Mom, I'm gonna tell you how to make chocolate pudding milk. You take chocolate pudding and put it in your milk and stir it all up, and that's how you do it."
February 2013
I was getting on to Moose for not wanting to nap, telling him he had to nap because he'd be up late for the race. His response?
"Mom, when I was laying in bed, I said to myself, my knees are cold and I think I need hot chocolate to warm them up."
Then he winked at me...
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So, we are in the car and I'm getting on to Moose for not listening to me. I told him I was very disappointed in him and he looked at me and said:
"Mommy, when we get home, I'm going to give you a hug and a kiss, you wanna know why? Because I love you with all my heart."
geesh...
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"Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a fire fighter by the toe"
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Moose: "Daddy, I'll make you a deal. You come watch me play on your phone and I will earn YOU money to buy ME more of the cars I want to buy."
Jon: "Come here, I want to give you a hug."
Moose: "I would love to, daddy, but I have too much work to do."
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After falling on the floor
"I'm ok, dragons are tough!"
March 2012
After being asked to put his daddy's helicopter down
Moose: "Oh, Mommy, that's despicable."
February 2012
While I was cooking dinner, moose came into the kitchen and said:
Moose: "I want a quesadilla."
Me "You can't have a quesadilla because I'm cooking you dinner."
Hayden "Oh, I didn't even think about that!"
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Moose (as we are leaving mamaw's): "Mommy, I have to go back to Mammaw's."
Me: "We are not going back to Mammaw's"
Moose: "Mommy, I HAVE to go back to mammaw's"
Me: "No, we are going home, baby"
Moose (after thinking about it for a while): "Oh... oh mommy... oh mommy I so sore. I so sore you have to take me back to mammaw's and change my diaper."
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Moose: "What's that?"
Jon: "That's a limousine."
Moose: "That's a lemon-zeen?"
Jon: "That's a limousine."
Moose: "That's a lemon-zeen?"
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Moose: "Oh mommy, I'm so sad."
Me "why are you sad?"
Moose "I'm so sad, you have to go to publix to get me a cookie."
October 2011
Moose: "I don't pee pee in my big boy pants!" (as he is peeing in his big boy pants)
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Me: "Moose, I forgot to get diapers. Why didn't you remind me?"
Moose: "Dadgumit!"
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After tooting, Moose said "Whoa, that's a scuse you burp!"
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I'm definitely raising a Florida boy, we walked out in this 60 degree weather and he said, "Whoa, mom, it's cold out side!"
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Moose loves the Lazy Song, he comes up to my computer and says "Mommy, find the hoo hoo hoo song"
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Me: "Moose, what do you want for breakfast?"
Moose: "I want a quesadilla, I want jello, I want mac n cheese!"
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"I sat on the motokykle, see the pee-om-memer and tack-om-memer and nition sitch."
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Conversation between Moose and Elmo toy:
Moose: "Hi, Elmo, hi Elmo"
Moose as Elmo: "Hi, Moose, hi, Moose"
Moose: "Haha, I said hi moose!"
September 2011
While looking in the opening at the top of his squeezable applesauce:
"Mommy, I see a poop."
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Bedtime Prayer:
"De God, Thank ewe everyone. Thank ewe granny. Thank ewe watch crale (fraggle) rock. amen"
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After watching the Progressive Insurance Commercial:
Moose: "That-a Flo! Ooooh yea, that-a Flo..." (BIG smile)
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Moose: "Daddy, milk. Milk daddy."
Daddy: "How do you ask nicely?"
Moose: "May... I... nuse... milk... peas." (long pause)
Moose: (whispers) "Very good."
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After putting his applesauce in his lunch box.
"No, mommy. I no like that in the pocket."
August 2011
Moose: "Mommy, milk. Mommy, milk. Milk, mommy"
Me: "I haven't heard you ask right, yet"
Moose: "May...I...nuse...mommys...milk...please?"
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After wiping his wet cracker crumb mouth all over the recliner.
"Mommy, I get the paper towels"
Me: "Why do you need paper towels?"
"Wipe-a mess off daddy's chair!"
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After seeing Snow White at a birthday party:
"Mommy, I saw No White. No White bootiful"
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(while driving in the car)
Moose: "Mommy milk please"
Me: "We don't have anymore milk baby"
Moose: "Mommy, go grocry shoppn get more milk"
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Moose (concentrating very hard): "May...I...nuse...daddy's...phone...please"
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Moose: "Papa, no mow grass. Too loud. I doan like."
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Moose: "Mommy bear!"
Me: "That's a fox"
Moose: "Bear"
Me: "It's a fox, honey"
Moose: "Kinda like a bear"
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Moose: "Girls wear make up"
Me: "Yes, girls wear make up"
Moose: "Boys wear make up"
Me: "No, boys don't wear make up!"
Moose "Boys wear helmets, ride motocycle!"
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Moose: "My lip hurt coffee table. That funny!" (after having to get 3 stitches from falling on said coffee table)
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